lesbianzoidberg:

birchwitch:

incrediblescenery:

themisadventuresofnora:

Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets

“Just Because I’m In The Kitchen Doesn’t Mean I’m Getting You a Snack” - Vol 2 in the series

“I Know You Already Got One From the Other Human” - Vol. 3

“Looking At Me Like That Doesn’t Change Your Dinnertime” - Vol 4

pete is laying outside of my doorway like a guard dog

happinessisntapotato:

when u lay ur head against ur kitty and get SurroundSound purrs, reblog if u agree