bessiemeanswell:

quill-of-thoth:

Monopoly, except that any time anyone goes to jail, you have to play an entire game of Clue to determine whodunnit.

Nobody finishes Monopoly to begin with, and you want to make it longer?

hugsforvillains:

hylianfishfood:

The best part of Arkham Asylum is when you pick up a trophy and Eddie insults you

“Pffft. A blind man could have stumbled across that trophy that I hid 50 feet up behind an unstable wall that requires a special tool to pull down. Also, you’re totally cheating.”

-The Riddler, probably.

wittgensteinsmister:

the worst thing about spending your life on the internet is that when you’re playing a game like cards against humanity at a party you’re the person who has to explain what things like bukkake are

#there’s this certain perfect mix of people to play CAH with and have a great game#and it includes one innocent flower who doesn’t know what all these things mean#but you can barely bring yourself to explain and ruin them with this knowlege #then there also needs to be the openly bad person who plays the awful cards and will do the explaining #and at least one secretly bad person who will play the awful cards and knows all these things but will not cop to any of it

ianstagram:

turnipfritters:

you can beat up a skeleton and steal their arms to use as a weapon in the new zelda

you can do it in real life if you’re not a fucking coward

butt-berry:

Me playing a zombie videogame:

Zombies: *start running*

Me: